



A New Dimension Of Printed Matter
portalprints (at) gmail (dot) com
845.661.1151
31 Highview Dr
Carmel, NY 10512
Portal //
Devin
&
Thomas
Portal is a D.I.Y screen printing squad currently dwelling in Carmel,
New York. Powered by black magic and pizza, the brothers of Portal are illustrating and
printing all day and through the blackest of nights.


Illogical Comics #6
A lowly brown hyena's life gets flipped topsy turvy when it falls asleep inside the carcass of a half eaten impala, while a rollicking gang of witches get ready to rob a bank.
(8.5"x11")
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$8.00

Cobra Fist Back-Patch
A local bicycle gang's back patch. Get a bike. Get a Patch.
(11"x17")
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$5.00

Golden Ghost Poster
Laura from Golden Ghost was nice enough to ask Portal to print her artwork on a poster. Buy a poster and listen to their great music here.
(12"x18")
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Wedding Clothes T-Shirt
Yeah, we've seen some nice weather!
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$50.00

Franny Girl Dress Tags
Really too cute dresses for little girls to run around in the sun in. snag a few for your daughters. We made the tags.
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Sour Diesel T-Shirt
Mike Vlad Collaborated with us to design this shirt based off artwork from Sour Diesel's latest release. Buy some merch and get ready to bang your head here.
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Bones' Denim Vest
Pretty badass looking doggie denim vest with back-patch hand sewed on the back. *Very few so get them while we got them.
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$30.00

Mastodemon T-Shirt
A hideous mammut demon from before you were born. If you own this, you grow evil tusks.
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$12.00

Gravity Mountain T-Shirt
This design was submitted to Threadless.com, which was never used. If you like it, then let us know and we will print them for you, special.
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$25.00

Voyager Patch
Little patch for your punk rock jacket. Buy one here or go see Voyager live sometime.
(4"x5")
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$3.00

Voyager Pull-Over Hoodie
Very Limited. Go check out Voyager's myspace for one of these. myspace.com/voyageralpha
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$25.00

"Earth Demon" Voyager T-Shirt
Huge print on a really evil looking rust orange colored shirt.
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$12.00

"Ancient Shuttle" Voyager T-shirt
Nice black shirt with silver and gold print. Great for a full body head-banging experience.
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$12.00

Night Bunny Patch
A bunny that haunts our backyard. A bunny that haunts all of your sssoooooooooullllllsss.
(2"x4")
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$3.00

Bear Back Patch
Big patch to sew on your hairy back.
(11"x17")
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$5.00

Mega Snaggs Transformo Crew T-Shirt
Prime Tribe Wear!!
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$18.00

American Mutants T-Shirt
Do you like motorcycles and beer? Well If you do then you need one of these vicious biker tees on your tatted up chesticles to enhance your easy riding skills. HOORAH!
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$20.00

Bodhisattva Mask
Not just for halloween! You can use these to rob your local bank/liquor store. You know, if you need the money to buy more Portal gear. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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$10.00

Hot Za Champ Mask
Fer when you make a pizza with bld
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$10.00

The New York Birds T-Shirt
Momma bird obviously giving her little ones a refresher course on the best places to hang out.
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$12.00

Viking Fox T-Shirt
Tripedelic eye explodie!
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$18.00

The Smoker Print
This print is a diptych. Print is based off our fathers album artwork. 2 panel, 3 color print.
(9"x17.5")
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$12.00

Limited Portal Poster
Portals are everywhere, in your body, in space and they are even hoops of fire that dirt-bikes jump through.
(11"x17")
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Free!

Voyager Poster
Totally epically colossal 4 color print. Get Your black light out from the high school closet and start watching the wolves' eyes.
(19"x25")
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$20.00

Perth Av. Brewing Bottle Label
If you want to taste a really nice home brew. Get in touch with a fellow Portal head who brews his own beer from home. Ted Peterson, a master brewer has a fine palette for beer and a true wizard at the craft. Drop him a line maybe he will send you some of his classics.

"Mo' Dogs Mo' Problems" Print
This design was submitted to Threadless.com, which was never used. So we printed it ourselves on wild colored paper.
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$25.00

"Morph Witch" Print
Really scary dream. Really Not Scary Print. 6 Color Print.
(12"x18")
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$25.00

"Kong Grip" Print
In the jungle surrounded by anacondas, monster trucks and vampire castles Kong only knows one move, the choke hold.
(12"x18")
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$25.00

"Bike Jerks" Print
A seriously limited die cut print. Post-Apocalyptic road warriors riding on a poster with unfathomable dimensions.
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$50.00

"The Heaven Experiment" Print
These prints were based around a no name character that shields his body with a ridiculous muscle suit to protect himself from the evils that cross his path.
(12"x18")
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$25.00

"The Volcano" Print
These prints were based around a no name character that shields his body with a ridiculous muscle suit to protect himself from the evils that cross his path.
(12"x18")
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$25.00

Novel Dunks T-Shirt
BOOMSHAKALAKA!! Novel Dunks have been, one by one, hand painted for years. It was time to mass produce and we did it. We finally did it.
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$18.00

"Cheese Burger Dogs" Print
The screen (formerly known as) prints.
(14"x17")
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$25.00

Crystal Stationary
Send your letters inside crystals. Whom ever receives the crystals will be touched by magical forces.
(6"x9")
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$3.00

Will Walk For Gruyre Baby Onesie
Gruyre is some good cheese. And babies need some good puking suits.
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$15.00

Altered States T-Shirt
An ode to the Ken Russell film.
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$12.00

"The Runaway" Print
Escape through portal or literally just runaway and come work with us.
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$25.00

Brutants Crew Jacket
If you like flipping the bird your in. Be a Brutant today, help in the fight in pissing everyone off.
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$30.00

Waking Judea Poster
For the Waking Judea Reunions shows we printed a limited run of posters. Check out the old metal tunes.
(6.5"x17")
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$25.00

Scarf Beard
When it is cold outside, you must cover your face.
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$15.00

"The House You Grew Up In" Tote Bag
Q: Where do you keep all your things? A: In your house.
Q: Where do you keep your things when your outside of your house? In your mini house?
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$15.00

Portal Deer T-Shirt
Hop into a new adventure sporting one of these out of sight garment. Plus, it has two deer on it how cute!
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$12.00

"Jam With Your Gram On" T-Shirt
This shirt was initially intended to be a present for my grandmother, but now its the perfect party shirt. Send us a picture of your grandparents and will print their face on a your t-shirt.
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$15.00

Portal Deer Tote Bag
And with your new adventurous life style you must be equipped with all your adventure tools. Put those tools in this thing.
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$15.00